Apr
27th
Mon
27th
This won’t make me eligible for a Nobel Prize, but it’s God’s world and I oughtn’t ruin it.
I own a full-sized van that gets eight tons of dinosaur dung to the mile, so I bought a scooter to commute to work. I also installed a drip irrigation system to cut down on water consumption in the summer. I also take longer strides when I walk on grass, so as to minimize my impact on the earth.